Not-So-Random question

Does parenting give you an eye twitch?

Well, Friday morning I had one.

By 9:00 AM Wookis had already had 2 accidents, Sperm Donor told me that he wasn’t sure just putting Wookis in underwear is the right way to do things, and “Shouldn’t he already be potty-trained??? He is three!”

I wanted to scream.

So here is a little piece of advice for Sperm Donor…stay out of dark alleys until my eye-twitch goes away, or at least until Wookis is potty trained.