Does parenting give you an eye twitch?
Well, Friday morning I had one.
By 9:00 AM Wookis had already had 2 accidents, Sperm Donor told me that he wasn’t sure just putting Wookis in underwear is the right way to do things, and “Shouldn’t he already be potty-trained??? He is three!”
I wanted to scream.
So here is a little piece of advice for Sperm Donor…stay out of dark alleys until my eye-twitch goes away, or at least until Wookis is potty trained.




