I know that I have been neglectful of my poor little blog. I was doing so well keeping you all up to date on all my activities. But recently, things just haven’t been that exciting (except for my trip to California). Nothing has been interesting until two days ago when I received a call from Wookis’ sperm donor…let me tell you it was a doozy!
So I am sitting at my desk doing my thing, buying harddrives or some other boring piece of computer equipment, when I notice my phone light up (it’s on silent so that it doesn’t bother anyone). I glance at the caller ID and it says “Sperm Donor”.
Here is how our conversation goes:
Princess S: Hello?
Sperm Donor: Hey, I have some bad news
PS: What?
SD: I won’t be able to take Wookis next weekend or on Wednesday.
PS: Ok, go some work lined up?
SD: Um, no, I will be in jail
PS: What? Did you say jail?
SD: I have to turn myself in on Friday…
PS: Did you get caught driving again?
SD: Yea, I have to turn myself in on Friday.
PS: So how long will you be in?
SD: I’ll prbably be out in two weeks.
PS: How long?
SD: 30 days.
PS: Why do you think you’ll be out in two weeks?
SD: They usually don’t keep you in that long.
PS: Your not Paris Hilton, I’ll just plan on keeping Wookis until I hear from you.
SP: Yea, I’ll call you when I get out.
I don’t know if you remember his last encounter with the law, but I am guessing he will never get his license back. At first I was a little embarrassed that this is a guy that I used to date, but now it just cracks me up.
But now I have a little problem…I was supposed to go see Jimmy Buffett in Alpine Valley, now that SD is a serving time, my sitter is gone. Do you think I can take him? Or better yet know of any good sitters????
