Dear Reference:
I am so sorry you keep getting the same damn request for a reference for Princess. I really appreciate your patience in not bitch-slapping me every time you see me.
I would like you to know that I am working very hard to find a job and I hope you are filling out the form and not just deleting it on site.
Thank you!
Princess S
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Dear Potential Employers:
Please, please, please call me! I am a very good employee and would really appreciate at least a request for an interview every once in a while. I am jumping through all of your damn hoops. Filling out the same thing over and over again. Pissing off my references with requests that they tell you how good of an employee that I am. Just CALL ME!!!!
Sincerely,
Princess S
